Christmas Cracker Jokes | Blogmas

23rd December

‘ It’s all fun and games till Santa checks the naughty list. ‘

What better way to celebrate Christmas Eve Eve than with the best Christmas Cracker jokes?! You best get yourself prepared because they are going to be repeated and repeated all day!

 

  • How will Christmas dinner be different after Brexit? No Brussels
  • What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas dinner? Twerky
  • Why did Santa have three gardens? So he could ho, ho, ho
  • What do you call a cat in the desert? Sandy Claws
  • Who delivers presents to cats? Santa Paws
  • What did the sea say to Santa? Nothing, he just waved
  • What says oh, oh, oh? Santa walking backwards
  • What did one light bulb say to the other light bulb? I am going out tonight
  • Who is Santa’s favourite singer? Elf-is Presley
  • What do Santas little helpers learn at school? The Elf-abet
  • What do elves eat for breakfast? Frosted flakes
  • Who is Santa married to? Mary Christmas
  • Who is the music elves favourite reindeer? Dancer
  • Which of Santa’s reindeers have to mind their manners? Rude-olph
  • Why did Rudolph cross the road? He was tied to the Chicken
  • What did Santa ask Rudolph about the weather? Is it going to rein deer?
  • What do snowmen eat for lunch? Ice burgers
  • What do you call a man wrapped in tinsel? Russel
  • Who hides in a bakery at Christmas? A mince spy
  • How does Christmas day end? In the letter Y
  • Why do ghosts live in the fridge? Because its cool
  • What happened to the man who stole an advent calendar? He got 25 days
  • Which football team did the baby Jesus support? Manger-ster United
  • What do you call a three-legged donkey? A wonky donkey
  • Whats a child’s favourite king at Christmas? Stock-king

What is your favourite Christmas joke? Jade xo

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